Several Weeks Ago

Fujiko:  Why is only Xellos running for president? Jiras is much cooler.

Sasinak: I dunno. *goes back to reading*

Fujiko:  I know, Jiras can run against Xellos.  How does Valgarv & Jiras 2000 sound?

Sasinak: Why are you torturing Val, too?

Fujiko:  Well, Jiras is the best character so he has to have the second best as a running mate.

Sasinak: *glares*

Later

Fujiko: Hey Sasinak!  Check out this banner!

Sasinak: Okay, I'll help. 

 Much Later

Valgarv: What?!?

Jiras: What?!? You want us to do what?!!?

Fujiko: We want you to run for president and vice president. *grins*

Valgarv: *looks at Fujiko and shakes head* Why me?

Sasinak: Because and I quote "Jiras is the best character so he has to have the second best as a running mate." It's his idea. *points at Fujiko*

Fujiko: What's wrong with my idea?

Jiras: Nothing! I like this idea!

Valgarv & Sasinak: You would.

Valgarv: What do we have to do.

Fujiko: *blank look* Uhh, nothing right now.   Sasinak and I are working on some banners but other than that. . .

Sasinak: Hey everyone.  We need ideas so drop Fuji a line and give us some!  Fujiko's address - bytefast@texoma.net

Jiras: Cast your Vote for us there too!!

Much Much Much Later

Valgarv: How many supporters do we have so far Sasinak?

Sasinak: Just two so far.

Fujiko: It's a start.  Who are they?

Sasinak: Who do you think?

Fujiko: Oh yeah.  That would be us then. 

Sasinak: Well here are the links.

     Sasinak's Lair

     Fujiko Kinsaki's page

Jiras: That's a whole lot!

Valgarv: Only if you can't count to two.

Jiras: Hey!  I resemble that remark!

Valgarv: Yes, you do.

Even Later Than Much Much Much Later

Sas: *runs into the room waving her arms* *runs into the room waving her arms* We have a new supporter!!!

Can't go much later than this!

Fujiko: Guess what!  We've actually got some people to vote for us!

Sas: Really? How many?

Fujiko: 3 people have e-mailed me to vote for Valgarv so far, and for those who are really wondering it's Jiras who's going to be pres. . . *BAM*

Sas: *massaging her fist after knocking Fujiko unconscious* *massaging her fist after knocking Fujiko unconscious* Jiras will be vice president.

Time to get a new joke.

Fujiko:  Guess what Jiras!!

Jiras:  What boss?

Fujiko: *As he spins around and laughs maniacally* Today Jiras, we take over the world!!

Latest news.

Fujiko:  Well we are getting lots of votes?

Jiras:  But boss, everyone who links to us uses that one banner.

Fujiko:  Hmm.  Well yes, that does seem to be true.

Jiras:  Maybe you should make a better one boss.

Fujiko:  No.  This just proves the genius of my plan for world domination.  *Evil laughter*

Jiras:  I have a cunning plan boss.

Fujiko:  Just how cunning is it?

Jiras:  We really need some new campaign propaganda.

Fujiko:  That would be nice wouldn't it! *Grins*

Jiras:  If anyone has made a banner to get us elected please send it to Fujiko so that we can put it on this page and it can slowly spread across the internet.

Fujiko:  That is a cunning plan Jiras!  *More evil laughter*

Jiras:  Boss, you do know that the Lord Of Nightmares has voted for us, don't you?

Fujiko:  YES!  Jiras, now we will surely rule the world!!

Jiras:  What a weirdo.

Fujiko:  I heard that Jiras!!

More Banners!

Fujiko:  Look!  We have more banners now!

Jiras:  But most of them are still made by the campaign staff.

Fujiko:  But we have one that wasn't.

Jiras:  Yeah, and it has a really good slogan!

Fujiko:  Thanks to Madeline Frezza for this addition to the banners section.

Jiras:  HA!  She's the second one outside of the campaign staff who's done anything!

Fujiko:  Come on now Jiras, we do have many loyal supporters.

Jiras:  Like 12 votes will get us anything! *WHAM* Ooh, pretty stars.  *FLOP*

Fujiko:  I'm sorry Jiras, but I won't let you detract from the campaign in that way!

Sas:  FUJIKO!

Fujiko:  Oh no.

Viv:  How dare you try to dispose of us! *Whap*

Sas:  You wanted to run the campaign all by yourself didn't you! *Bop*

Viv:  And now you were trying to get rid of poor Jiras too. *Smash*

Sas:  You will be punished!  *Wham, Pow, Stomp*

Viv:  EEP!  SAS! That's enough violence!

Sas:  Oh?  Yes, that is enough, Fuji-chan is out cold anyway.

Viv:  Now since we are back in charge we would like to apologize for whatever Fuji-chan has done to offend people.

Sas:  We would also like to thank those who remained loyal to our cause even with Fuji-chan's corruption.  We assure you that nothing like this will happen once Valgarv and Jiras assume office.

Viv:  Keep the good stuff coming! ;)